Now, fortunately we are all attracted to different types or there would be vicious competition for a small pool of mates. Yesterday one of our readers took exception to us calling Kate Upton "deformed", He ventured that she was "perfect" and it is nice that he finds her visually pleasing. However, we really cannot understand either his or America's love affair with this oddly-shaped woman.
Now she is certainly pretty and approaching beautiful. She certainly has a massive pair of breasts, although Victoria's Secret have said that she looks too much like a Page 3 girl for them to use her (although she has done work for them in the past). In fact from the top of her head down to the underside of her bust she is certainly, for example, Playboy Playmate material. Below this point, however, it all starts to go awry.
Basically, Upton has no waist and what waist she has is really high up her body and very wide (it is, reportedly, 28 inches). She also has no visible hips. So from below the bust to below her groin her body looks like a block of Spam. Now she has posed for Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition several times but of course, like all such magazines, they use Photoshop extensively. So here is a video capture shot where no manipulation has been done. That is one big, solid square below her bust.
Here is another unmanipulated shot of her wearing a badly fitting bikini in a runway show.
Now Upton has issues with her weight but this isn't about carrying too much fat; it's about basic body shape.
Lets compare her to the UK's equivalent, Kelly Brook (whose weight also fluctuates). Here is another unmanipulated candid shot of Kelly. Look at her hip to waist ratio.
Here is Candice Swanpoel, another swimsuit model. She has a waist too.
Upton isn't the only popular model without a waist. Here is the world's highest paid model, Giselle Bundchen. She looks like the product of a sex change operation. Triple P doesn't find her remotely attractive.
So, sorry Kate fans, we do not find her body attractive at all. Good for you, Kate, for forging a successful career from your body but we all know that there are two reasons that this has worked and those two reasons seem to overshadow the rest of you. We like to appreciate the total woman.