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Friday, May 4, 2012

Birthday Venus: Monica Bellucci




It is Agent DVD's birthday today so we have to post a picture of his ideal woman: Monica Bellucci who, we have to say, is an excellent choice.

Monica does not appear in this year's FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list which tells you everything you need to know about its worth.

Happy birthday Agent DVD!

9 comments:

  1. Happy birthday!!!!! <3 She is a great choice, gorgeous woman!

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  2. P.S Does Agent DVD have a blog also?

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  3. No, he is a mathematician so is unable to write in sentences.

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  4. Oooh! Which brings us neatly to 'academic Venus with a rack'! Oxford student Madeline Grant who sought election via a slogan that mentioned her 'rack'. Any sight of said rack Triple P?!

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  5. Posted on The Adventures of Triple P!

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  6. LOL One of those "Left-brained" folks, huh?

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  7. Very much! He is a top fellow however! If he did have a blog it would be all about bicycles, iPad apps, expensive hi-fi and, naturally DVDs; of which he has more than most shops.

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  8. Play boy doctored its photos. I know because I worked there. I was administrative, but when I would go down to the graphics dept. they'd have undoctored laser prints that the photo editors had gone over with a red pen. Moles were removed. Excess hair was made to disappear. Little scars vanished. If a woman held her hand in such a way as to cause folds of skin on her wrist, those were wiped out. On a slightly different note, there was even a centerfold (later PMOY) whose breast implants were so crooked that the order came down from editorial that all photos of her from the left (it might have been the right) were to be discarded. I bet you can guess who that was. Anyway, all the marked up laser prints went in the shredder, however I always told my coworkers down there they should save them. It would have made an amazing art installation, hundreds of these color prints with X's and circles and arrows, indicting all of these beautiful women's alleged imperfections. Certainly it would have said something about male ideas of female beauty.

    B.B.

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  9. Thanks for that fascinating insight!

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